Lists

Things i do to keep myself sane:

1) Play with the cat

2) Drive to nearest petrol kiosk in the middle of the night and devour a large packet of ruffles potato chips (original)

3) Impulse-shopping at the very same petrol kiosk. Include items like 1 tub of b&j ice cream (which would be promptly forgotten and left in the freezer till its time to be defrosted), 2 cans of tuna, 2 tubes of cling wrap (shrug), cherry tomatos, one vegetable puff which i originally thought was tuna, 1 box of tic-tacs, aluminium foil (add to the two which i already had at home, in preparation of a bbq that would never materialize) and car seat leather cleaner.

Perhaps i really ought to have said, things i do to keep myself in-sane...

Let me start again,
1) Play with the cat (this time sleep on his tummy till he whimpers and surrenders)
2) Stare vacantly at the sliding door while leaving the tv on and clutching a book
3) Allow my other self to talk and scare the weebie jeebies out of him
4) Act on impulse and drive to Bt Panjang to pick up someone for supper across the island in the middle of the night
5) Bite my bolster. Hard.
6) Make crazy faces behind people's backs at work
7) Entertain colleagues by acting strange during dinners
8) Refusing to blog

That said, perhaps i am getting better.

9) Watch tv till 3am in the morning. On a school night.
10) Ignore deadlines and in a moment of hyperactivity, finished my reports
11) Bite my pillow.
12) Act pre-menstrual.

I could BE pre-menstrual.

13) Entertain erractive thoughts.
14) Teach the cat to salsa.
15) Drink tea, A LOT.
16) Make faces at the mirror.
17) Pretend i don't have friends then proceed to go out with as many people as i can find.
18) Eat sushi, A LOT too.
19) Fantasize about ramens.
20) Pretend to be a human sausage roll.

Whatever works.